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ThePivotsxXD makes humor ThePivotsxXD makes humor

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I like the idea of shitting on pivots lazy comedy but I feel like you could do way better. I mean, have you SEEN bptv? Also his racial humor seems to be less about race and more about being offensive for its own sake so making a video like this arguably just plays right into that. Kudos to the NG voters for giving this first place over some overwatch parody though, it's a step in the right direction.

Coolprinter responds:

Yea but that would be mean.

Fountain of Youth Fountain of Youth

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Everything you guys didn't like was jons fault, I don't have any beef with any YouTube comedians, dox Jon if you have to dox somebody, love trumps hate

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Flikkernicht responds:

Nobody let this fucking rat fool them, "Jon" and "Flikkernicht" and all related properties are characters created by Patrick Pjorg Daniels and PLEASE ignore his disparaging remarks against President Donald J. Trump

al roker owns a noob al roker owns a noob

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Keep up the good work

retr0smash responds:

stop by and fuck yourself today faggot

Recent Game Reviews

The Final Experiment The Final Experiment

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Polish this game. Make it easier to control and more balanced, then experiment with it. The idea behind it is too innovative to leave at this.

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VascoF responds:

Thanks, I agree. The game was made in a rush for Ludum Dare, but I want to make a better version of it.

Staff Sumo Smackdown! Staff Sumo Smackdown!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A fun lil' time waster

unique gameplay, cute graphics, fitting soundtrack. Decent work here, fellas.

Manly-Chicken responds:

Why hello Mr Pjorg!

Gravity Boy! Gravity Boy!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Because you requested a review...

First of all, the gravity-flipping thing is getting a bit tired at this point with games like time fcuk and shift out there.

The character had a distinct look, but you probably could have just made him a red circle or something, seeing as the game doesn't have a storyline to it. The character didn't really have a walk cycle.

Something should change when the character is in "Limbo" just so that the player knows they hit space and don't end up wasting stars.

The gameplay solid but got boring quickly.

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TheGameHomepage responds:

Just wanted to respond to this:

> Something should change when the character is in "Limbo" just so that the player knows they hit space and don't end up wasting stars.

You can actually go in and out of Limbo as much as you want without losing any stars. You only lose them if you exit limbo at a different angle that you came in at. Also the background does stop moving as a sign you're in Limbo. You're probably right that I should make it more obvious though.

Anyway thanks for your feedback - much appreciated :D

Recent Audio Reviews

Door to Door: The Song!!! Door to Door: The Song!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yeah bob quit animation

Brewster responds:

i guess if everyone thinks so x D

Demo reel 10jd Demo reel 10jd

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was really cool and talents!

I thought it was pretty good but next time do it in a professional fashion please.

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NGHH'11 - Steve vs EpiTroll NGHH'11 - Steve vs EpiTroll

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Troll for the win

Close battle, but my vote goes to epilepsy cause he's clever and stylish.

Recent Art Reviews

Character Designs Character Designs

Rated 3 / 5 stars

That one dude has a wicked tiny head compared to his buddies. I'm not a genius when it comes to designing characters either- but I think the two main points for coming up with effective character designs are 1. make 'em look unique and 2. design the character's outside to reflect the inside. This will create iconic designs that the viewer can instantly associate the specific character with whenever they appear.
So yeah, uniqueness is pretty important so you can quickly tell them all apart and have that immediate association. Simple palette and clothing changes over the same basic mold will still give you a bland, Scott-Pilgrimesque look. The noses and head shapes are all different so good job there. I suggest messing around with different heights, weights, and builds to add some real variety.

McBinkles responds:

haha i actually just finished reading scott pilgrim after being obsessed with it, that might be part of the problem. Thank you Pjorg, I will heed your words

also, I fixed the head sizes (the guy on the far left's was pretty huge as well)

Big Fan Big Fan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh hey it's manly chicken! Can't wait to see this one in action.

Penicorn Friendship Penicorn Friendship

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I'm a filly and what is this

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